作者: ojknjuxs 时间: 2014-11-8 01:24 标题: don't be sad Style= "font-size:14px;" >
his wife: "husband, you mobile phone calls!"
man: Hello?
female: Hello, are you XXX?
M: Yes, who are you?
female: I'm XXX
M: Oh, you!Can I help you?
female: can you come out?I am in your home.
his wife: "go?Husband and I believe you "
female: a cup of tea!
man: what's the matter quickly!So late.I don't trust my wife alone at home, she was afraid of the dark.
female: I'm divorced!
M: why ah!Your husband is not love you?
female: he bastard, he carried me on his back got three, hum hum
M: Well, don't be givenchy damen sad, you are still young and there are better waiting for you......
female: do you hate me?
M: all in the past.Now I take you as a friend, there is no hate or not hate.
female: really?
M: Oh sure, I have and you lied?
female: do you still love me?
men:......Love
female: we get married, I would certainly be a as an understanding wife and loving mother.
M: I have a wife, she and I just last week brought the marriage certificate, then after two months of marriage.
female: not yet married?
M: No, she really love me, I can't hurt her.
female: you feel shy for me to say......
M: Oh no.
female: hum, why?
M: because I am a man, so can not be.
female: I want to know is why you still love me, and I also love you, why can't together?
M: do you really want to know why?
female: well.
men: 1: is someone I know love a person is not easy to know more were injured after a lot of pain, so I can't leave her.
2: we decided to get married because I decided, this generation was selected selected her, she is a woman in my life.No matter later said anything to be worthy of her as a standard, do not betray sac bottega veneta homme her as the principle, no matter when we meet the wind or rain, I will stand in front of her wind and rain.
3: she loves me and she is very silly, very kind of her no matter what you think of me.
today I come after her persuaded me to come, she believed that I believe I will not sorry for her, she decided to marry me, is decided to put her parajumpers femme pas cher life to me.
the woman's life is not allowed to be trampled.
"understand?"
female: understand......There are two kinds of beauty in the world,
"inner beauty, beauty: it can meet the needs of your face, but not for a lifetime of happiness.
inner beauty: although it can not give you the full face but it will give you a lifetime of happiness, a woman......The face is important......Or happiness important......"
female: can be a friend?
M: No, I don't need a girlfriend outside the female friends!
: why?For
M: first, there is no common language, I usually play things you girls do not like to play; second, you can't meet my girlfriend to my needs; three, I don't have time to go shopping with you what to eat, that is with my girlfriend to do; fourth, givenchy taschen my girl friend jealous.So why?
the man most proud of is occhiali ray ban offerta economico not slept with many women, but a woman willing to let him sleep.
woman is most proud of is not having a lot of man, but his men to his refusal to how women.
men, to withstand the temptation of
woman, to endure lonely
